I think I watch too many tv commercials.
Smart phones: Why would I want a phone that's smarter than I am?
I know that a hypochondriac might suffer from the health problems mentioned in the medicine commercials, but what would one call someone like me who suffers from the adverse side effects of the advertised medicines?
A part time job yesterday was smoking a brisket. It took all day, but I ended up with a beautiful smoke ring and a great sliced-beef sandwich.